К прошедшему дню Победы 2026

 Делюсь своим стихотворением ко дню Победы, которую малоросы не могут отмечать уже который год, а новая всё никак не случится.

Are you sure it's not the same person?

 This time check out Chester Bennington and Vladimir Zelenskiy

They look suspiciously similar.

Let's talk about shit in the Like a dragon and Judgement games

  I have played almost all Yakuza (Ryu ga gotoku, Like a dragon) games and I see how devolved they have become. That's why I dropped the last entry in the main series (Like a dragon infinite wealth) after about 10 hours of play, and completely skipped the Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii. Earlier games had more blood in them during fights, less fantasy fighting moves and more underwear on females. I didn't take screenshots from the previos games but you can load up one of the Kiwami titles and snag a look at some hostesses underwear or other NPC's. In the latest games females don't wear underwear anymore, just textureless voids, and in some cases some weird textures instead of a realistic clothing. Showing dudes in their undies is somehow okay for the devs. Hypocrites. One more reason why I dropped the Infinite Wealth is that there is no ingame explanation as to why almost any Hawaiian person can speak Japanese pretty well. It's especially dumb because when our protagonist arrives to Hawaii he can't speak English and it's addressed by the task of finding a taxi driver who specifically can speak Japanese. Later on this issue is non-existent as enyone speaks perfect Japanese. Dumb. Also, very little blood, zero panties add to the insult.

Now check out some screenshots to see what I mean about the underwear. While modern games tend to look very realistic how can such shit fly? Is it the reality we live in? I know it's not.

First it's Judgement game, how come mirrors don't work? Decades ago games had mirrors and I don't care how they made them work but they worked. In all Yakuza games (if my memory serves me right) mirrors are just blurry shit which don't reflect characters.

Why all children in this game have some dark line on the neck? It looks like a scar from a knife wound when someone tried to cut their throats. In the actual game it looks much more defined and weird.

Now to the undies topic. Look for yourself and "enjoy" the graphics, the model, the textures and so on. The solution is to not program in such angles that this abysmal nothingness can be seen if the "moral" team said there can't be undies on girls in these games. Don't show these parts at all then, idiots!!

Like a Dragon's turn. It's very annoying when a lot of situations show you girls in skirts with those voids under them. This is just one example.

Here pay attention to his mouth and chin part. It has a weird square like he is a wooden marionette. The second screenshot has it more visible.

I don't think that in 1977 there were SEGA clubs like shown here. This scene is supposed to be in 1977 when our protagonist was born and his daddy in the screenshot got the phone call telling him where to pick up a baby.

A VIDEO IF IT SUITS YOU MORE TO WATCH THAN TO READ:

Куда уходят пироженки?

 

Shenron, I am coming for you!

 

Zhengzhou Science museum shorts

AI is the future

 Check out how an AI chat bot from Microsoft helped me with an information search about a game.

the game in question was "Distortion"

Interesting number plates and other stuff

 This time let's dive into more car number plates which bear some meaning instead of just a code.

This emo 3 truck opens our parade today

the GUY car continues the parade

sometimes it's a store, and sometimes it's a stlre

a mimio truck joins the parade

Some seller in China passes this off as genuine Russian СТЕРЕО candies. If you don't know, the original candies don't have a white variety.

Count all your changes

Xiaomi makes cars, but this one isn't theirs, yet it has MI User Interface (MIUI) version 1 onboard

SEGA is not only about entertainment

a DOOR or DOORO car ends the parade

male is male, but Famala sounds like it could be a female in some language; unfortunately there is a Malagasy word which doesn't mean anything of the female kind

Camon BABY

let's not be boring and change the title of our community each time we write it somewhere! Wamhe, Wanhe... who cares!

Shaolin kung-fu can treat all those conditions displayed on the ad posters. I didn't know that.

and to finish today's post off let's see if "Psycho-pass the movie" got some Russian right.

No, it didn't.

AI girls battling it out

Will this lock open? 1

Full Prof. Attila's dumbbells workout

Борная кислота на лице от волос

Tales of Arise typos and Conqer the world with Fatal Fury 2

 Actually, there are so many mistakes and errors in those old NEO-GEO games that I got tired capturing them all and decided to quit.

Thorns or thrones?

Hots flames

Conqer the world!

Just strange

 A couple of strange things. One is a toy packaging of Avengers but having a Wolverine in it - 

and the other is of a Deformed Person which sounds scary - 

As a bonus I throw in a LOL car number plate - 

More of Chinese weird English

 Let's dive into the weirdness unbound.

Интро Китая от китаянки

Is Jeff Dashnaw related to Bruce Campbell?

 As the title goes, just look at them and try not to confuse who is who.

This monster should not float in the air/Tales of Abyss

My Spy (2020) что-то знал? Чернобыль Припять это Россия!

Some weird things from China

 Explosive cum? Cum explosion? Yes! "Explosicum"!

There's also a Chinese band with the same name. I wonder which came to be first, the cookie or the band?

Some really strange English on a surveillance camera's tech box. Click on the image to enlarge it and read the small text on the box.

This very cute animal is a quintessence of a "what the fuck am I doing here". This pigbear is trapped forever receiving trash, he obviously minds it but can't do anythinng about it. Poor little thing.