How to put a new screen protector on your iPad (6th generation).

There is no love in the city I currently live

I dislike the place I've been staying and finally I saw that even locals share my disgruntled attitude.

Злые новости! Двухжопый Кошевой и лысый червяк

С этой женщиною

Attila's and Sandow's crucifix done slowly with 5 pound dumbbells!

Someone in Bill & Ted's excellent adventure movies hates smokers and they are right!

 I recently watched 3 films about the Bill & Ted and in two of them there were anti-smoking notices in the San Dimas' police station.

I captured one of them, which is a very good one!

As for the movies, they were subpar. Sometimes funny, but mostly not. I guess I liked the third one the best (Bill & Ted's something adventure Face the music)

A funny itchy dog

Naruto Boruto flip card

Egg lovers

 I witnessed a scene in a supermarket where they had a discount on eggs. A thick and long line of elderly gathered to buy those cheaper eggs. I wanted to buy chicken meat but of course I left the idea alone as I would have to stand in this stupid line for an hour if not more.

As a bonus I throw in a girl who will be good at having sex while standing when she grows up a bit.

Toyota Yaris 2010 stuck in sand! An offroad adventure

The Simpsons

 The Simpsons animated TV series is only good for 1 or 2 seasons. It's because later you realize that in the Simpsons world 2-3 years have passed but Bart and Lisa are still 10 and 8 years old, the same age as in the first episode. It's stupid, doesn't make any sense and unreal in spite of the show trying to show "the real life" and mock reality. It does a bad job at this since a viewer can't relate with the show's characters once he understands that they don't grow up and never change mentally nor physically. If the Simpsons would grow older together with a viewer, if we could finally see Bart and Lisa and Maggie grow up and have their own lives as The Simpsons' main characters, see them having their own children and dealing with their lives, if we could see old Homer in the role of the old man in the house which is currently eternally taken by the grandpa (Homer's father) then it all would make much more sense and be much more appealing to wider audiences. As it is, the show is only suitable for a season or two of watching, then you can move on since you've seen it all, nothing changes after 30 years of the show's run. The Simpsons have mobile phones now and other modern stuff in their world, which wasn't there in the beginning of the show which makes it even more insane to see that literally decades have passed in their world, but none of the characters aged or died (except Snowball the cat, I guess).

That's why I've stopped watching The Simpsons after 3 seasons and recommend to do the same to anyone else. If you've never seen the show then you can try watching it, just remember - it's all fake and sooner or later it will stop being interesting.

Here is a blooper I've noticed. Maggie's ribbon disappears and reappears:

Red dead redemption glitch

A funny cosmetics brand from Korea

Смешной брэнд косметики из Кореи

BATMAN Arkham Knight bug

Funnies from China and not only

 Let's see my new compilation of something funny that caught my eye here and there.

FORYOURSAFETY PLEASEKEEP CHSH AND VALUABLE GOOD SIN HEAD STAGE

Videio room

Warmly Auggestion

Serial Descent No space travel

Hey, guys, I'd like to do a space travel!

Ho-bolife, Hobolife, hobo life...

Thanks, but no.

Convenient store

This one may be old but funny nevertheless.

ANAL+

I love anal plus other kinds of sex :)

This is Boko

and this is his rip off, at least they had decency to name him Boko 2.

Beer, cigarettes, candy and soda are popular among Chinese children.

This guy is hungry, you can tell that by looking at his number plate.

And this guy is... well, you tell what is he or she?

There was news that Ferrari sued a designer who posted pictures of his shoes and girls together with a Ferrari car. I think it's time for Ford to sue whoever this is. Or does Ford support fascism?

Here I was a bit late and you can see the aftermath of what was a very hilarious show: a little girl (around 6) was walking two boys on leashes and in collars, they crawled on four and it looked just like a mistress and slaves sexual play.

Chinese kids have a really weird fashion tastes... or they just worship Satan, beer and cigarettes.

Худеем, сбрасываем жир Вместе! Результат!/Let's slim down, lose fat together! Result!

 Hello, everyone!

Since I've started my weight losing regimen I really lost a lot of fat together with muscle mass of course. 

Unfortunately I didn't follow the prescribed regimen to the letter and after about 2 months of skipping on the rope I had left this activity and just trained 3 times a week and had 150 grams of food per 3 meals a day (not including some snacks and fruits/vegetables as a side dish).

Later I had been sick, worked too much, had traveled and during those times I couldn't train at all and eat normally, so I lost muscles and strength.

Finally I came back to normal training regime (3 times a week) and measured eating and after 1 or 2 weeks of that I had measured my body data.

Let's see how do I look like now and what measures my limbs have.

Weight - 67.6 kg

Neck - 37.7 cm

Biceps LR - 33.9; 34.5 cm

Forearms LR - 28.4; 29.1 cm

Chest (inhaled) - 106.5 cm

Wast - 74.5 cm

Belly - 79.5 cm

Thighs LR - 54.4; 55.5 cm

Calves LR - 37.5; 37.4

My working weights for 5 repetitions, 1 set (barbell, plates):

bench press - 62 kg

barbell row - 65.5 kg

raises on toes - 124,5 kg

pistols - 6.25 kg

trapeziums - 110.5 kg

seated head raises - 28 kg

military press - 35.5 kg

abs - 37.5 kg

Тойота Ярис (модель 2010 года) на очень песчаной дороге

A bit of "Batman Arkham" series games' bugs

China welfare lottery steals music from an old anime

Nudity in Chinese temples and some other stuff

I've stumbled upon one of the most weird murals in a Chinese Buddhism temple which shows a contemporary pig shepherd and a pissing monk who flaunts his manhood. Check it out!

This is a shoe shop which is called Harry Potter. No little TM (trademark) near Harry Potter, so it's an unauthorized usage of the trademark.

Here there is some propaganda poster of some sort, but pay attention to the upper part where the software they used to make it prompts them to add their content which they didn't and just printed it out like that.

Some bad English from China

A selection of hand-picked mistakes and bad English from China. Enjoy.

Service unvilable

Disalied parking only

Pee into the pool, shit in the pit 

Polce 

Fruist x Fullness

TAIJIE IИTERNATIONAL LAUND RY LIFE CENTER

Funny Mao Zedong/Смешной Мао Цзедун

While traveling around China I noticed this strange and funny statue of chairman Mao and it reminded me a maneki-neko (a japanese cat toy, usually displayed at shops).

Во время путешествия по Китаю я заметил эту странную и забавную статую председателя Мао, которая напомнила мне манэки-нэко (японскую игрушечного кота, которого обычно выставляют в магазинах).

Compare:

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To make things even more similar I'll tell you that in Chinese "mao" can also mean "cat".

Чтобы добавить больше сходства, я скажу вам, что по-китайски «мао» также может означать «кот».

Final Fantasy 7 remake is shit!

Liu Yifei in an erotic film?

Look at this! Liu Yifei the mainstream actress was in Sex and Zen movie? Haven't seen it, can't confirm, but by the looks of it she surely was!

It feels like ti's the same face, isn't it? Or is it just another example of "those Chinese are all alike"?

BATMAN Arkham city's assassin's mishap

Behold what Batman's power can do to an assassin! Landing in an awkward pose is one thing but having your arms and legs broken is different level altogether.

The pictures are in stereoscopic 3D in over-under and anaglyph formats.