AI girls battling it out

Some weird things from China

 Explosive cum? Cum explosion? Yes! "Explosicum"!

There's also a Chinese band with the same name. I wonder which came to be first, the cookie or the band?

Some really strange English on a surveillance camera's tech box. Click on the image to enlarge it and read the small text on the box.

This very cute animal is a quintessence of a "what the fuck am I doing here". This pigbear is trapped forever receiving trash, he obviously minds it but can't do anythinng about it. Poor little thing.

More of the fun number plates and strange language

Egg 356 car

A 8 hoop car

Some really weird English (English?)  on photo shooting town buildings

Etirps, Torrac, Hcanips and Cola.

Mahe yrtiswith you. Electrcial appilance shop.

 

Some weird Chinese stuff

 Let's have a look at my new little compilation of Chinese weirdness

The food is not hungry, don't feed it!

Tom 2 is a cool name for a truck

Fario 9 is not a bad name for a car either.

Rori 2 is like a Loli but pronounced by a Japanese person who has troubles saying letter L properly

Just find the problems by yourself if you are literate

Another truck, another cool name for it - Ryooo!

Chinese think that stadiums are for picnics. "Where to play soccer then?" you'd ask and the answer is - in the enclosed mini soccer fields.

You can't say better! Close To Civilization Close To Urine!

SS - China top brand! Looks a lot like that German infamous SS

Some kind of a face looking at me off the wall

Please do not climb on safety, the safety doesn't like it!

leave your handicop at home, it is not allowed here. You can't do a dypass with it either.

Для русскоговорящих или русскочитающих - Уебный план и этим всё сказано.

Такой вот план в одном из университетов Китая.

Тестор. Явно ТЕСТОР, а не Tectop.

My baby reacting to a tiktok filter!

The myth (movie review)

 This movie with Jacky Chan was kind of strange, some naive things in the film make it more like a cartoon for children than a film for adults. There were some interesting ideas but the realization wasn't good enough.

In the beginning of the film there is a fight scene where Jacky's enemy is pierced by Jacky's sword and they used CGI for it and it's terrible, they also botched up the sword position moments later.

Dance of the drunk mantis (movie review)

 This film was made on the wave of the success of the Drunken Master movie and it's quite good for this kind of a movie, The fights are interesting, the drunken master character's performance is okay, and it's a good addition to the first film. If you can, find and watch "Snake in the eagle's shadow", "Drunken master" and "Dance of the drunk mantis" in this order and you'll enjoy good kung-fu comedy's. The actual sequel to Drunken master with Jacky Chan called "The legend of Drunken master" is not that good.

Here I found some strange thing, perhaps it happened because some scenes were cut out in the final edit.

The white t-shirt on the main character is dirty, then it's clean, then it's dirty and has a hole and bloody wound which was not shown to be inflicted on him. These are all from one continuous fight scene in the film.

Never learn English from Chinese teachers

Here is another example of Chinese English teaching stupidity. They invent their own sounds and rules of English pronunciation. They claim they are right and don't listen to native speakers and don't trust dictionaries. They claim that if their teachers taught them that way then it's the indisputable truth.

They are stupid to think so. Guys, never learn English from Chinese teachers.

Can you find that underlined sound anywhere in English dictionaries? Tell me if you can.

And here are some examples of their bullshittery about pronunciation:

if a word has ST letters together - they claim it must be pronounced as ZD, e.g. STORK - ZDORK, STOP - ZDOP and so on.

if a word has SP letters together then they claim and teach that it must be pronounced as ZB, e.g. SPOON - ZBOON, SPACE - ZBACE and so on.

There are more of their own rules about English speech, now I don't remember what else.

BLEACH Memories of nobody mini-review

 This feature film from the Bleach series is not worth your time. As far as animation goes it's not much better than the TV series. Also there are some points which can't be forgiven for a theatrical release, for example in the very beginning there is a park where a fight with a hollow happens and the floor is covered with leaves but they are motionless regardless of stepping and running and breaking the ground during the fight. It's just a static background for the animated characters.

In the TV series we haven't seen Rukia's shikai yet but in Memories of nobody she does it without any explanations as to why she can do it already. The same goes for all death gods being able to walk and sand on air, including Ichigo. Since when and how he acquired this ability is unknown.

The character introduced in this release is Senna. This Senna has a very short skirt but in spite of  laws of physics and common sense we never see her underwear. This absurdity goes as far as here:

In this scene her skirt is like glued to her legs, although in other scenes it flaps normally.

As a conclusion I can say that this BLEACH feature film like many other theatrical releases of animes running on TV channels has nothing to do with the TV show, has no connections, doesn't add anything to the story or characters and introduces throwaway characters who are dismissed as as soon as the ending credits finish rolling. Waste of time.

Naruto's Orochimaru is Katou Taka's student/Naruto mini review

You probably know Naruto anime. And from now on you must know who Katou Taka is. He is a famous porn star who's "golden finger" techniques made women have orgasm easily. As it appears he is Orochimaru's (a major villain in Naruto) teacher as well. Orochimaru uses the golden finger technique in his fight against the old Hokage (the chief of the Hidden leaf village).

Here are the proofs:

Orochimaru uses the golden fingers technique

And here is Katou Taka and his training device which Orochimaru probably used to achieve the excellency level he had during the fight.

The only thing I don't get is what Orochimaru wanted to do with the old Hokage and the golden finger technique????

Now about Naruto anime itself - it's shit. Don't watch it. The characters are stupid, the protagonist has a super power given to him when he was born which makes it not interesting since no hard work involved in his progress, a lot of nonsensical stuff, too much magic which probably makes this anime good for little girls who like to watch shows about magic, such as Harry Potter.

There is no love in the city I currently live

I dislike the place I've been staying and finally I saw that even locals share my disgruntled attitude.

С этой женщиною

A funny itchy dog

Naruto Boruto flip card

Egg lovers

 I witnessed a scene in a supermarket where they had a discount on eggs. A thick and long line of elderly gathered to buy those cheaper eggs. I wanted to buy chicken meat but of course I left the idea alone as I would have to stand in this stupid line for an hour if not more.

As a bonus I throw in a girl who will be good at having sex while standing when she grows up a bit.

Toyota Yaris 2010 stuck in sand! An offroad adventure

A funny cosmetics brand from Korea

Смешной брэнд косметики из Кореи

Funnies from China and not only

 Let's see my new compilation of something funny that caught my eye here and there.

FORYOURSAFETY PLEASEKEEP CHSH AND VALUABLE GOOD SIN HEAD STAGE

Videio room

Warmly Auggestion

Serial Descent No space travel

Hey, guys, I'd like to do a space travel!

Ho-bolife, Hobolife, hobo life...

Thanks, but no.

Convenient store

This one may be old but funny nevertheless.

ANAL+

I love anal plus other kinds of sex :)

This is Boko

and this is his rip off, at least they had decency to name him Boko 2.

Beer, cigarettes, candy and soda are popular among Chinese children.

This guy is hungry, you can tell that by looking at his number plate.

And this guy is... well, you tell what is he or she?

There was news that Ferrari sued a designer who posted pictures of his shoes and girls together with a Ferrari car. I think it's time for Ford to sue whoever this is. Or does Ford support fascism?

Here I was a bit late and you can see the aftermath of what was a very hilarious show: a little girl (around 6) was walking two boys on leashes and in collars, they crawled on four and it looked just like a mistress and slaves sexual play.

Chinese kids have a really weird fashion tastes... or they just worship Satan, beer and cigarettes.