Just strange

 A couple of strange things. One is a toy packaging of Avengers but having a Wolverine in it - 

and the other is of a Deformed Person which sounds scary - 

As a bonus I throw in a LOL car number plate - 

More of Chinese weird English

 Let's dive into the weirdness unbound.

This monster should not float in the air/Tales of Abyss

Some weird things from China

 Explosive cum? Cum explosion? Yes! "Explosicum"!

There's also a Chinese band with the same name. I wonder which came to be first, the cookie or the band?

Some really strange English on a surveillance camera's tech box. Click on the image to enlarge it and read the small text on the box.

This very cute animal is a quintessence of a "what the fuck am I doing here". This pigbear is trapped forever receiving trash, he obviously minds it but can't do anythinng about it. Poor little thing.

A UFO sighting - an unedited original footage

More of the fun number plates and strange language

Egg 356 car

A 8 hoop car

Some really weird English (English?)  on photo shooting town buildings

Etirps, Torrac, Hcanips and Cola.

Mahe yrtiswith you. Electrcial appilance shop.

 

HIUPKI!

Some weird Chinese stuff

 Let's have a look at my new little compilation of Chinese weirdness

The food is not hungry, don't feed it!

Tom 2 is a cool name for a truck

Fario 9 is not a bad name for a car either.

Rori 2 is like a Loli but pronounced by a Japanese person who has troubles saying letter L properly

Just find the problems by yourself if you are literate

Another truck, another cool name for it - Ryooo!

Chinese think that stadiums are for picnics. "Where to play soccer then?" you'd ask and the answer is - in the enclosed mini soccer fields.

You can't say better! Close To Civilization Close To Urine!

SS - China top brand! Looks a lot like that German infamous SS

Some kind of a face looking at me off the wall

Please do not climb on safety, the safety doesn't like it!

leave your handicop at home, it is not allowed here. You can't do a dypass with it either.

Для русскоговорящих или русскочитающих - Уебный план и этим всё сказано.

Такой вот план в одном из университетов Китая.

Тестор. Явно ТЕСТОР, а не Tectop.

2021 Chiese New Year gala dicks

BLEACH (anime) bloopers and weird stuff

Overall Bleach was interesting and good except for some filler arcs which I had to just skip, so boring they were and obviously not related to the main story line.

Let's see some weird stuff now.

Glottoneria's  pike has a very long blade in one frame and then it's a short one in the next:

Loli's boobies were good in the beginning, but then they shrank and shrank until she became a total pettanko:

If you want to find a toilet in Bleach's world, don't try, they only have TOILLETS:

And now there are some strange inconsistencies which you need to watch the episodes to understand what I mean:

How come hollow's masks didn't disappear together with them when they were killed and Ashido could put them on his coat? And why those masks can reflect or consume cero? Cero destroys anything, including other hollows.

How could Shiba Kaien's body be brought to his home by Rukia if his body disintegrated when he was killed?

Episode 168 - (Amagai Shuusuke) why send the 3rd squad to the severed world to stop 30 Menos from coming to Soul Society and ask the research department to stop the capturing flows and cleaners in the severed world if the cleaner could just do the perfect job at annihilating the Menos?

Never learn English from Chinese teachers

Here is another example of Chinese English teaching stupidity. They invent their own sounds and rules of English pronunciation. They claim they are right and don't listen to native speakers and don't trust dictionaries. They claim that if their teachers taught them that way then it's the indisputable truth.

They are stupid to think so. Guys, never learn English from Chinese teachers.

Can you find that underlined sound anywhere in English dictionaries? Tell me if you can.

And here are some examples of their bullshittery about pronunciation:

if a word has ST letters together - they claim it must be pronounced as ZD, e.g. STORK - ZDORK, STOP - ZDOP and so on.

if a word has SP letters together then they claim and teach that it must be pronounced as ZB, e.g. SPOON - ZBOON, SPACE - ZBACE and so on.

There are more of their own rules about English speech, now I don't remember what else.

Почему Шуфутинский???

 Какая-то онлайн казино контора сделала себе рекламу с использованием образа Михаила Шуфутинского сделав смесь Индианы Джонса и Михаила. Почему???

Naruto's Orochimaru is Katou Taka's student/Naruto mini review

You probably know Naruto anime. And from now on you must know who Katou Taka is. He is a famous porn star who's "golden finger" techniques made women have orgasm easily. As it appears he is Orochimaru's (a major villain in Naruto) teacher as well. Orochimaru uses the golden finger technique in his fight against the old Hokage (the chief of the Hidden leaf village).

Here are the proofs:

Orochimaru uses the golden fingers technique

And here is Katou Taka and his training device which Orochimaru probably used to achieve the excellency level he had during the fight.

The only thing I don't get is what Orochimaru wanted to do with the old Hokage and the golden finger technique????

Now about Naruto anime itself - it's shit. Don't watch it. The characters are stupid, the protagonist has a super power given to him when he was born which makes it not interesting since no hard work involved in his progress, a lot of nonsensical stuff, too much magic which probably makes this anime good for little girls who like to watch shows about magic, such as Harry Potter.