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Showing posts with label female. Show all posts

Friday, January 14, 2022

Jet Li has a look-alike in the same movie - Mo him wong

Mo him wong movie stars Charlie Yeung (female) who looks like Jet Li who is a star in this film too!


Compare Jet Li



and Charlie Yeung



BLEACH (anime) bloopers and weird stuff

Overall Bleach was interesting and good except for some filler arcs which I had to just skip, so boring they were and obviously not related to the main story line.


Let's see some weird stuff now.

Glottoneria's  pike has a very long blade in one frame and then it's a short one in the next:





Loli's boobies were good in the beginning, but then they shrank and shrank until she became a total pettanko:







If you want to find a toilet in Bleach's world, don't try, they only have TOILLETS:




And now there are some strange inconsistencies which you need to watch the episodes to understand what I mean:

How come hollow's masks didn't disappear together with them when they were killed and Ashido could put them on his coat? And why those masks can reflect or consume cero? Cero destroys anything, including other hollows.


How could Shiba Kaien's body be brought to his home by Rukia if his body disintegrated when he was killed?


Episode 168 - (Amagai Shuusuke) why send the 3rd squad to the severed world to stop 30 Menos from coming to Soul Society and ask the research department to stop the capturing flows and cleaners in the severed world if the cleaner could just do the perfect job at annihilating the Menos?

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Gal Gadot muscles

Is it that Gal Gadot is preparing for a new role of the Wonder Woman on 'roids? Would be cool!




Saturday, January 8, 2022

Mistakes in China

Hello. I once went to this park in Lanzhou city and there is a zoo too, but I want to tell you about some mistakes I found in their English words on public signs.

 




There were monkeys in the zoo, but the sign said there were fraggles! Red Fraggle and Mokey Fraggle, although misspelled as well. Fraggles kind of remind monkeys so you can't blame those who made the sign too much :)





















And then there was this sign about some animats. Are they animated mats? Who knows, but don't feed them! 







Here is a mess of a text on a ticket to the local water world. Catch them all (mistakes)!
(click on the image to make it bigger)



And finally a bonus from another place. I am not even sure, maybe they realize the word is wrong and they did it on purpose?




Sunday, February 14, 2021

BLEACH Memories of nobody mini-review

 This feature film from the Bleach series is not worth your time. As far as animation goes it's not much better than the TV series. Also there are some points which can't be forgiven for a theatrical release, for example in the very beginning there is a park where a fight with a hollow happens and the floor is covered with leaves but they are motionless regardless of stepping and running and breaking the ground during the fight. It's just a static background for the animated characters.

In the TV series we haven't seen Rukia's shikai yet but in Memories of nobody she does it without any explanations as to why she can do it already. The same goes for all death gods being able to walk and sand on air, including Ichigo. Since when and how he acquired this ability is unknown.



The character introduced in this release is Senna. This Senna has a very short skirt but in spite of  laws of physics and common sense we never see her underwear. This absurdity goes as far as here:


In this scene her skirt is like glued to her legs, although in other scenes it flaps normally.


As a conclusion I can say that this BLEACH feature film like many other theatrical releases of animes running on TV channels has nothing to do with the TV show, has no connections, doesn't add anything to the story or characters and introduces throwaway characters who are dismissed as as soon as the ending credits finish rolling. Waste of time.

Friday, November 20, 2020

Naruto Boruto flip card

Egg lovers

 I witnessed a scene in a supermarket where they had a discount on eggs. A thick and long line of elderly gathered to buy those cheaper eggs. I wanted to buy chicken meat but of course I left the idea alone as I would have to stand in this stupid line for an hour if not more.




As a bonus I throw in a girl who will be good at having sex while standing when she grows up a bit.



Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Simpsons

 The Simpsons animated TV series is only good for 1 or 2 seasons. It's because later you realize that in the Simpsons world 2-3 years have passed but Bart and Lisa are still 10 and 8 years old, the same age as in the first episode. It's stupid, doesn't make any sense and unreal in spite of the show trying to show "the real life" and mock reality. It does a bad job at this since a viewer can't relate with the show's characters once he understands that they don't grow up and never change mentally nor physically. If the Simpsons would grow older together with a viewer, if we could finally see Bart and Lisa and Maggie grow up and have their own lives as The Simpsons' main characters, see them having their own children and dealing with their lives, if we could see old Homer in the role of the old man in the house which is currently eternally taken by the grandpa (Homer's father) then it all would make much more sense and be much more appealing to wider audiences. As it is, the show is only suitable for a season or two of watching, then you can move on since you've seen it all, nothing changes after 30 years of the show's run. The Simpsons have mobile phones now and other modern stuff in their world, which wasn't there in the beginning of the show which makes it even more insane to see that literally decades have passed in their world, but none of the characters aged or died (except Snowball the cat, I guess).

That's why I've stopped watching The Simpsons after 3 seasons and recommend to do the same to anyone else. If you've never seen the show then you can try watching it, just remember - it's all fake and sooner or later it will stop being interesting.


Here is a blooper I've noticed. Maggie's ribbon disappears and reappears:





Friday, November 6, 2020

Funnies from China and not only

 Let's see my new compilation of something funny that caught my eye here and there.

FORYOURSAFETY PLEASEKEEP CHSH AND VALUABLE GOOD SIN HEAD STAGE



Videio room




Warmly Auggestion




Serial Descent No space travel
Hey, guys, I'd like to do a space travel!




Ho-bolife, Hobolife, hobo life...
Thanks, but no.



Convenient store



This one may be old but funny nevertheless.

ANAL+

I love anal plus other kinds of sex :)




This is Boko


and this is his rip off, at least they had decency to name him Boko 2.



Beer, cigarettes, candy and soda are popular among Chinese children.




This guy is hungry, you can tell that by looking at his number plate.


And this guy is... well, you tell what is he or she?

There was news that Ferrari sued a designer who posted pictures of his shoes and girls together with a Ferrari car. I think it's time for Ford to sue whoever this is. Or does Ford support fascism?



Here I was a bit late and you can see the aftermath of what was a very hilarious show: a little girl (around 6) was walking two boys on leashes and in collars, they crawled on four and it looked just like a mistress and slaves sexual play.



Chinese kids have a really weird fashion tastes... or they just worship Satan, beer and cigarettes.




Thursday, June 25, 2020

Nudity in Chinese temples and some other stuff

I've stumbled upon one of the most weird murals in a Chinese Buddhism temple which shows a contemporary pig shepherd and a pissing monk who flaunts his manhood. Check it out!


This is a shoe shop which is called Harry Potter. No little TM (trademark) near Harry Potter, so it's an unauthorized usage of the trademark.

Here there is some propaganda poster of some sort, but pay attention to the upper part where the software they used to make it prompts them to add their content which they didn't and just printed it out like that.