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Thursday, September 8, 2022

More of the fun number plates and strange language

Egg 356 car




A 8 hoop car




Some really weird English (English?)  on photo shooting town buildings

Etirps, Torrac, Hcanips and Cola.



Mahe yrtiswith you. Electrcial appilance shop.



 

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Simpsons

 The Simpsons animated TV series is only good for 1 or 2 seasons. It's because later you realize that in the Simpsons world 2-3 years have passed but Bart and Lisa are still 10 and 8 years old, the same age as in the first episode. It's stupid, doesn't make any sense and unreal in spite of the show trying to show "the real life" and mock reality. It does a bad job at this since a viewer can't relate with the show's characters once he understands that they don't grow up and never change mentally nor physically. If the Simpsons would grow older together with a viewer, if we could finally see Bart and Lisa and Maggie grow up and have their own lives as The Simpsons' main characters, see them having their own children and dealing with their lives, if we could see old Homer in the role of the old man in the house which is currently eternally taken by the grandpa (Homer's father) then it all would make much more sense and be much more appealing to wider audiences. As it is, the show is only suitable for a season or two of watching, then you can move on since you've seen it all, nothing changes after 30 years of the show's run. The Simpsons have mobile phones now and other modern stuff in their world, which wasn't there in the beginning of the show which makes it even more insane to see that literally decades have passed in their world, but none of the characters aged or died (except Snowball the cat, I guess).

That's why I've stopped watching The Simpsons after 3 seasons and recommend to do the same to anyone else. If you've never seen the show then you can try watching it, just remember - it's all fake and sooner or later it will stop being interesting.


Here is a blooper I've noticed. Maggie's ribbon disappears and reappears:





Sunday, March 8, 2020

Chinese funnies

Some things I caught in China.
Many parents allow children to draw on walls. A plainly stupid idea because children carry this over to outside of their homes and draw on walls in classrooms, buildings etc.




This kindergarten has plants instead of children. Sleep well, little leafy ones.





This is the agent 007. OK, 0007.




You really want to catch a rat? I think using a shoe inner sole as a bait is a bad idea. Or is it a good idea? After a whiff of the sole a rat will feel bad and want to hide in a conveniently placed hideout which is a trap. Na-h, I think rats are more clever than that~




Chinese rainbows have 5 colors. And different rainbows have different colors. Western world knows nothing about rainbows. Stupid laowais.

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Forgetful people and personal information exposure

Look here, some guys totally lost or forgot their ID cards at a hospital, 12 of them and one bank card!
It was so nice of the hospital workers to stick the cards at a very noticeable place, so the forgetful guys could find them easily next time they decide to visit the hospital. Only one thing is unsettling - anyone can use their personal info for whatever they want to! Dates of birth, names, addresses, ID cards' numbers, everything is in full view! China is so China.




Thursday, March 5, 2020

Новый альбом Наташи Королёвой

Я подумал, что название альбома надо чуть-чуть подправить. Вот, что получилось.



НЕПИЗДАННОЕ

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

SPIDER-MAN (1996 animated TV series)

This Spider-man version was my standard since it was the first one for me to see anything about Spider-man and his adventures. Later when I was exposed to more of the iconic hero media I only got more reassurance that it was and is the best version up 'till now.

The only parts I didn't like in the series are those about the Goblins (Yellow, Green). I dislike those characters and not interested in any episodes involving them. The roster of the rest villains and allies is big and various, from Doc Oc to Dormammu, from the Black Cat to the Fantastic 4. Of course the CGI is out of place in the cartoon, but it's bearable. It's good that the series told Parker's story from one point of his life to another, progressing in time, unlike many other series which are stuck in with random stories in every episode and the characters never change.

Here is a set of strange things I noticed

I suppose it should be LIFE functions


Muscum? Maybe museum?

I didn't know in America of Marvel comics they use Greek writing. Anyone to confirm it's a meaningful text or just a gibberish?

Wliat is Spiderman! Indeed, WHLIAT??


From now on I cease all communi catons with people and start to have communications!


Here my question is: why upon imprisoning the most powerful criminals in the city the police kept their weaponry and armors nearby and didn't dispose of it or at least put it at some far away and better protected place?? Another question is why Shocker and Rhino were allowed to stay in their suits, but Mysterio and Scorpion weren't? And why not saw off doctor Octopus's tentacles. They are not a part of his body, so there's no harm to him in it.







Here Doc Oc has his tentacles cut off, but next moment they are all fine!



The newspaper text can change, just like Harry Potter's magical newspapers!
"...relief effort" became "...reliff effort" and Dr Mariah Crow's toes arrive in New York? wow! what about the rest of her body? WAit a minute, is she Dr Crow or Dr Crowford? Wait another minute! Is Spider Man a Spider Man or a Spider Main???!



Hey, buddy, did you finish your antigravity rese arch? I thought so! When you're done with it begin to research English spellings!


This guy starts his attack in one outfit, progresses with it in another and finishes the attack with the first one! He must be Flash, I didn't recognize him, thought the Flash was white.




Greek specialists, is it Greek or in New York all newspapers use some variant of English like that?


Oh, my. Spider-man went to Russia and look what he saw there: POLICIЯ! Which is probably POLICE, but at that time there was no POLICE in Russia, there was МИЛИЦИЯ.


No need to call Russian specialists here, I am the one adn I am here already. Telephone in Russian is Телефон, without any accent marks over an O. Why does it say Telephone there, but no number is written anywhere? And why the rest of the card is not in Russian? The name is in English and then something in Greek?? Mother Russia is fucked up in 1996-1997! Well, New York and America were as well...

Sunday, September 29, 2019

Post Sandow's system training

Hello. I haven't posted in a long while and now I have quite many photos and some videos which I already don't remember how to qualify nor sort. I'll just give some short comments and let you make your own conclusions. The photos range from the beginning of 2018 to the present day of 2019 (end of September).

These were my average meals for a long time (half a year to a year)



Here I was traveling for a month and I took my dumbbells with me loaded to be 9 kg each, thus I used Sandow's method to stay fit while away from home. I exercised every other day during the trip.










Just a random shots on one day after training, but this training wasn't Sandow's system. It's a usual free weights training. Later you'll see my exercises.



I made my wife do exercises too and she was fit while she lasted. Unfortunately she is a down-to-earth woman who won't do any kind of exercises unless pushed. She didn't last long.




I tried to get splits, I tried every other day, I tried every day, for 3 months, then for half a year and this is what I had reached.







Here I had to move my gym to my small apartment which didn't stop me from training, although in a tight environment.




My friend gave me a 3 months membership in a gym so I trained there with him, but he was "just toning" and I was just doing my stuff.







This was an outing to a place where I could swim. I got the fat on my belly when I was trying to bulk using Sandow's system and a lot of food. Later I could never get rid of it, but to be honest I haven't tried hard to lose it. It's annoying but doesn't bother me that much.






Here are some photos after a while of training with free weights (dumbbells, barbell and other stuff, not Sandow's).








I had to stay at an airport for a day yet I didn't skip my stretching.




Here when I was at my mom's I had to use Sandow's system to keep myself fit because there were dumbbells only. I added an exercise for the back and my mom and wife and the cat had to help me to counterbalance me.




I was traveling again and used what I could to stay more or less fit.







On this day I bought some more plates for dumbbells: 7.5 kilos, 5 kilos, 3 kilos. I had progressed to the point when my old set of plates wasn't enough already. Later I bought 10 kilos plates too.



I continued stretching for splits, unsuccessfully.





My food intake rose to this size and I kept it for maybe half a year.



These are my "new" exercises with weights. I started using them after I had tried Sandow's system from the beginning to the end. It should be more than 2 years already that I've been doing these exercises. That's the only stable thing. If you take my food then it's always different and I raise the quantity or decrease it from time to time. Then there's also the way I do the exercises, it's different every now and then and I am not sure if it's good or bad. In the course of time I've been doing this I've gone from training 3 days a week to 1, from doing 4 sets of each exercise per training session to 1, from switching the weights in 4 sets from 50% to 100% of the working weight to just having 100%, from 10 reps to 8. That's not all, I did balanced training (strength/size, 10 reps), I did pure strength training (3-5 reps), currently I am doing none of the above (8 reps, 8 seconds each rep). So, for now I think I crystallized the optimal way of training for me: 1 training session (14 exercises, usually 8 reps 8 seconds each rep), 5 days rest, rinse and repeat. I haven't done it for a long time yet (1 month for now), but I hope it will give me what I need. For example, after the 2nd week of such training my biceps grew half centimeter and 4 millimeters bigger right one and left one correspondingly.
This is day 1 training of the 1st month.








This is day 2 training of the 1st month.






This is day 3 training of the 1st month.













In February of 2019 I started to use protein powder replacing chicken meat with it.

Here's day 1 training of the 2nd month.










Here's day 2 training of the 2nd month.








The 3rd day of training of the 2nd month is missing, but fret not as there is a video with all the exercises I did on the 3rd day and all others. I'll put it in the next post.