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Sunday, February 14, 2021

BLEACH Memories of nobody mini-review

 This feature film from the Bleach series is not worth your time. As far as animation goes it's not much better than the TV series. Also there are some points which can't be forgiven for a theatrical release, for example in the very beginning there is a park where a fight with a hollow happens and the floor is covered with leaves but they are motionless regardless of stepping and running and breaking the ground during the fight. It's just a static background for the animated characters.

In the TV series we haven't seen Rukia's shikai yet but in Memories of nobody she does it without any explanations as to why she can do it already. The same goes for all death gods being able to walk and sand on air, including Ichigo. Since when and how he acquired this ability is unknown.



The character introduced in this release is Senna. This Senna has a very short skirt but in spite of  laws of physics and common sense we never see her underwear. This absurdity goes as far as here:


In this scene her skirt is like glued to her legs, although in other scenes it flaps normally.


As a conclusion I can say that this BLEACH feature film like many other theatrical releases of animes running on TV channels has nothing to do with the TV show, has no connections, doesn't add anything to the story or characters and introduces throwaway characters who are dismissed as as soon as the ending credits finish rolling. Waste of time.

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Naruto's Orochimaru is Katou Taka's student/Naruto mini review

You probably know Naruto anime. And from now on you must know who Katou Taka is. He is a famous porn star who's "golden finger" techniques made women have orgasm easily. As it appears he is Orochimaru's (a major villain in Naruto) teacher as well. Orochimaru uses the golden finger technique in his fight against the old Hokage (the chief of the Hidden leaf village).

Here are the proofs:

Orochimaru uses the golden fingers technique









And here is Katou Taka and his training device which Orochimaru probably used to achieve the excellency level he had during the fight.



The only thing I don't get is what Orochimaru wanted to do with the old Hokage and the golden finger technique????


Now about Naruto anime itself - it's shit. Don't watch it. The characters are stupid, the protagonist has a super power given to him when he was born which makes it not interesting since no hard work involved in his progress, a lot of nonsensical stuff, too much magic which probably makes this anime good for little girls who like to watch shows about magic, such as Harry Potter.

Saturday, November 21, 2020

Attila's and Sandow's crucifix done slowly with 5 pound dumbbells!

Someone in Bill & Ted's excellent adventure movies hates smokers and they are right!

 I recently watched 3 films about the Bill & Ted and in two of them there were anti-smoking notices in the San Dimas' police station.

I captured one of them, which is a very good one!


As for the movies, they were subpar. Sometimes funny, but mostly not. I guess I liked the third one the best (Bill & Ted's something adventure Face the music)

A funny itchy dog

Friday, November 20, 2020

Naruto Boruto flip card

Egg lovers

 I witnessed a scene in a supermarket where they had a discount on eggs. A thick and long line of elderly gathered to buy those cheaper eggs. I wanted to buy chicken meat but of course I left the idea alone as I would have to stand in this stupid line for an hour if not more.




As a bonus I throw in a girl who will be good at having sex while standing when she grows up a bit.



Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Simpsons

 The Simpsons animated TV series is only good for 1 or 2 seasons. It's because later you realize that in the Simpsons world 2-3 years have passed but Bart and Lisa are still 10 and 8 years old, the same age as in the first episode. It's stupid, doesn't make any sense and unreal in spite of the show trying to show "the real life" and mock reality. It does a bad job at this since a viewer can't relate with the show's characters once he understands that they don't grow up and never change mentally nor physically. If the Simpsons would grow older together with a viewer, if we could finally see Bart and Lisa and Maggie grow up and have their own lives as The Simpsons' main characters, see them having their own children and dealing with their lives, if we could see old Homer in the role of the old man in the house which is currently eternally taken by the grandpa (Homer's father) then it all would make much more sense and be much more appealing to wider audiences. As it is, the show is only suitable for a season or two of watching, then you can move on since you've seen it all, nothing changes after 30 years of the show's run. The Simpsons have mobile phones now and other modern stuff in their world, which wasn't there in the beginning of the show which makes it even more insane to see that literally decades have passed in their world, but none of the characters aged or died (except Snowball the cat, I guess).

That's why I've stopped watching The Simpsons after 3 seasons and recommend to do the same to anyone else. If you've never seen the show then you can try watching it, just remember - it's all fake and sooner or later it will stop being interesting.


Here is a blooper I've noticed. Maggie's ribbon disappears and reappears:





Friday, November 6, 2020

Funnies from China and not only

 Let's see my new compilation of something funny that caught my eye here and there.

FORYOURSAFETY PLEASEKEEP CHSH AND VALUABLE GOOD SIN HEAD STAGE



Videio room




Warmly Auggestion




Serial Descent No space travel
Hey, guys, I'd like to do a space travel!




Ho-bolife, Hobolife, hobo life...
Thanks, but no.



Convenient store



This one may be old but funny nevertheless.

ANAL+

I love anal plus other kinds of sex :)




This is Boko


and this is his rip off, at least they had decency to name him Boko 2.



Beer, cigarettes, candy and soda are popular among Chinese children.




This guy is hungry, you can tell that by looking at his number plate.


And this guy is... well, you tell what is he or she?

There was news that Ferrari sued a designer who posted pictures of his shoes and girls together with a Ferrari car. I think it's time for Ford to sue whoever this is. Or does Ford support fascism?



Here I was a bit late and you can see the aftermath of what was a very hilarious show: a little girl (around 6) was walking two boys on leashes and in collars, they crawled on four and it looked just like a mistress and slaves sexual play.



Chinese kids have a really weird fashion tastes... or they just worship Satan, beer and cigarettes.




Thursday, September 24, 2020

Худеем, сбрасываем жир Вместе! Результат!/Let's slim down, lose fat together! Result!

 Hello, everyone!

Since I've started my weight losing regimen I really lost a lot of fat together with muscle mass of course. 

Unfortunately I didn't follow the prescribed regimen to the letter and after about 2 months of skipping on the rope I had left this activity and just trained 3 times a week and had 150 grams of food per 3 meals a day (not including some snacks and fruits/vegetables as a side dish).

Later I had been sick, worked too much, had traveled and during those times I couldn't train at all and eat normally, so I lost muscles and strength.

Finally I came back to normal training regime (3 times a week) and measured eating and after 1 or 2 weeks of that I had measured my body data.

Let's see how do I look like now and what measures my limbs have.




Weight - 67.6 kg
Neck - 37.7 cm
Biceps LR - 33.9; 34.5 cm
Forearms LR - 28.4; 29.1 cm
Chest (inhaled) - 106.5 cm
Wast - 74.5 cm
Belly - 79.5 cm
Thighs LR - 54.4; 55.5 cm
Calves LR - 37.5; 37.4

My working weights for 5 repetitions, 1 set (barbell, plates):
bench press - 62 kg
barbell row - 65.5 kg
raises on toes - 124,5 kg
pistols - 6.25 kg
trapeziums - 110.5 kg
seated head raises - 28 kg
military press - 35.5 kg
abs - 37.5 kg